Thursday, June 25, 2015

When Life Gives You Lemons...

When Life gives you lemons:

  1. Make Lemonade
  2. Freeze them and fling them right back at life
  3. Squirt Life right in the eye with one
  4. Make orange juice and leave Life wondering how the hell you did it
  5. Chop them in half, juice them, disassemble a Bic razor, and come at life with the juice and blades
  6. Plant the seeds. Grow an orchard. Sell the produce. Become rich. Run shit.
  7. Juice them, add tequila and a pinch of salt. Shots!
  8. Tell Life to get a life, because lemons are a horrible gift.
  9. Squeeze them into life's Cheerios. And watch that bitch pucker up.
  10. Take them to the store and demand a refund

But whatever you do, do NOT take that shit and sit down. Seriously. Who wants lemons sitting around clogging up their space?

C'est la Vie.
Viva La Vida.
And Fuck the System.
Signed, hot_tunes♪♫