Thursday, May 8, 2014

My Summer Bucket List

I am determined to have the best summer ever, so with the help of some friends, and some ridiculous dares I have accepted, I have created a list of things I am going to (or attempt to) do before the summer ends. Some of them are crazy, and honestly I have no idea if I'll be able to achieve most of them.


  1. Learn how to do a triple back flip
  2. Blow smoke bubbles
  3. Go cliff diving
  4. Mix the perfect margarita
  5. Kiss a random stranger
  6. Go sand-boarding (Whatever that is)
  7. Go bungee jumping
  8. Give myself a permanent tattoo
  9. Glue money to the sidewalk and laugh
  10. Plant some flowers
  11. Go to a drive in theater
  12. Dance wildly in front of screen at drive in theater
  13. Make paper boats and float them somewhere outside
  14. Use a horrible fake accent all week
  15. Go paint balling
  16. Make s'mores
  17. Cook something on a solar panel
  18. Wash the car in the driveway and writhe sexily on top of it.
  19. Chase an ice cream truck
  20. Shoot off fireworks
  21. Go to a farmers market
  22. Make a food basket and give it to a homeless person
  23. Wear a coconut bra all day
  24. Run a six minute mile (easy)
  25. Go to an amusement park
  26. Kiss a carnival worker
  27. Make a mud pie
  28. Learn how to make sushi
  29. Solve a Rubik's cube
  30. Break dance in the middle of the mall (easy)
  31. Hook up with someone in the middle of the night
  32. Make out with said hook-up in a public venue
  33. Read 5 books (Easy)
  34. Deep fry a Twinkie
  35. Try to break a world record
  36. Sing some horrible karaoke on purpose
  37. Fry an egg on the sidewalk
  38. Write a fake love letter
  39. Sneak into an amusement park
  40. Pose with mannequins in a store window (easy)
  41. Throw bouncy balls off a skyscraper roof (no idea how I'm gonna get on the roof of a sky scraper)
  42. Pretend to sleep in a bed store
  43. Learn to say "hello" in 50 languages
  44. Ding dong ditch someone
  45. Milk a cow (Where am I gonna find a cow?)
  46. Play strip poker
  47. Collect 100 business cards
  48. Send off a message in a bottle
  49. Sleep under the stars
  50. Go skinny dipping
  51. Put on all the sample makeup at Macy
  52. Shower in the rain- nudity not required 
  53. Untie someones bathing suit
  54. Play the pianos at the Steinway piano gallery (I actually play the piano, that's an easy one)
  55. Cartwheel across a street at an intersection
  56. Buy something and return it 5 minutes later
  57. Give a random person my number
  58. Crash a party
  59. Wear lingerie to a bed store
  60. Make a music video
  61. Take selfies underwater
  62. Dance in the rain
  63. Write random notes and spread them all over the city
  64. Splatter paint something
  65. Do something for charity
  66. Build a blanket fort
  67. Pretend I'm a greeter at Walmart
  68. Make homemade ice cream
  69. Pull an all nighter
  70. Choreograph an epic hip hop routine with five people and perform it in a public venue
  71. Sleep on a roof
  72. Play turkey basketball
  73. Learn to ride a unicycle
  74. Go on a blind date
  75. Ditch blind date, no matter if he's cute or not
  76. Have an enormous pillow fight with feather pillows
  77. Learn  how to juggle
  78. Make someones day
  79. Find the perfect glass of lemonade
  80. Get five new piercing's three of which must be somewhere besides ears
  81. Wear a bikini and assless chaps to the mall
  82. Plant a tree
  83. Bury a time capsule
  84. Carve name in a tree
  85. Have an all day movie marathon
  86. Jump fully clothed into a public pool
  87. Suck the helium out of a balloon, and talk to random people
  88. Buy bleach, rope, trash bags, and a shovel at home depot
  89. Eat an entire tub of ice cream
  90. Sleep on a park bench
  91. Pose with a statue in front of a museum
  92. Lick candy in a candy store and put it back on the shelves
  93. Have an epic water balloon fight in public
  94. Drive backwards through a drive through
  95. Have sex on an airplane
  96. Moon someone
  97. Create the perfect ice cream sundae
  98. Buy $50.00 worth of clothes from Goodwill
  99. Make an epic sand castle
  100. Have the most epic summer ever!!
This is going to be one hell of a crazy summer, but I am determined to at least attempt every item on the list.
I'll keep y'all posted. Wish me luck!!
C'est La Vie.
Viva La Vida.
And Fuck the System.
Peace.
Signed, hot_tunes♪♫